Monday, March 22, 2010

Memory loss.

Oh oh oh oh, i forgot the joke! Yes, lame-ness and C go hand in hand. Anyway...

Sardarni: oh lo ji, light chali gayi! Ab kya karen!
Sardar: (just being himself) oh light gayi hai na, pankha toh chala de!
Sardarni: (oh shes another one i tell you!) lo kardi na sardaro wali baat! Agar pankha chala diya toh mombatti bhuj jayegi na!!

Ps. See! I'm still high!

Buzz booze bizz~~

Since A has practically given up blogging, C shall try her magic. Well A hasn't really given up, but well, we've been busy. Yes so, exams- DONE, FINISED, THE END, so... FUCK EM! Thats exactly what we did. The death sentence ended on a happy note, because everybody knew that somewhere in the midst of that shining confidence, the joy in the the eye after you know you've attempted more than 40% of the paper, everybodys gonna fail atleast one subject.
And as for me, i think i'm gonna fail two. But A, oh, shes a topper! Never gonna fail in term exams man. So back to C, yes i'm failing two main papers, physics and chemistry. And i'm changing my stream to commerce, yes, NOW. I KNOW I'M AN IDIOT OKAY!
Oh wait, THE PARTAY. THE DHANSU PARTAY!! Yes, the DHANSU party, is the only official 'party' me and A have ever been to. And as the name suggests, yes it was SAX!! A, mee, chip and i made cookies for the party, YES PEOPLE WE CAN COOK. Um, i'm not sure if baking classifys under cooking. But whatever! So, the partay! We baked and dolled up baybee. And we reached on time. Suprisingly. Anyway, dj sucked :p haha, just kidding dj! Vam and dj did a fab job actually. The food was great. Um, atleast some of it was! And we danced like shit. Some people actually came up to me and asked me if i'm drunk, which i was not. SEE, WE ARE ALWAYS HIGH!! Actually i felt like i was drunk, cause i couldn't really walk straight. I almost fell- twice. Anybody who saw me was convinced that i was drunk. Shit. How do i do that. Anyway, my mom wanted me to be back by 7 but i turned up at 9.40 in the night. So naturally i was screwed. But A is such a lucky bitch(you know i love you :p) her mom was in blore and her dad really didn't care if she came at 9.40. Sigh, PARENTS i tell you! Can act so much like adults sometimes!
Anyway, i think i should go do some accounts. A will get back with the 'doggie picnic'. Till then, like always...

Ps. I'm high.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

We're here and we're high!!!!!!!!!

Okay, just to make things clear...NO PEOPLE, WE ARE NOT DRUG ADDICTS!! We just get high on any shit.. for example: monkey ladder, guys, momo, hubba bubba, mushrooms(we can't help it..they look like little umbrellas!). oh! and BANGALORE!!! but more on that later.
And just in case you're wondering, "we" stands for

drum-roll please..

A-the cool craziiieee fashion lover, biki paparazzi in charge, anti-girly, artsy, tennis player and

C-the goth, 'knows everyone(:P)' romantic-but not really, pink hater, keyboardist who plays basketball and says 'blah' way too much.

That's for the introduction.

OK people. if you don't understand any of this shit. well, u don't really know us. or we're just too high for you to handle. ha. anyway, some terms probably need explanation.

biki- the love of A's life. her lil bro ok. she's anti falling in love.

er, that was the only term. sorry.

now we present a joke, that VAM told us! (do check out

whats the opposite of Santa????????

don't know???

oh don't be a dick!!!!

okay okay, i know our jokes too smart for you...

its IODEX!!

because- santa is SARDAR and iodex is ASARDAR!!!!

haha, this was C's joke. A is shuffling away slowly.... although she did understand that one! :O

Yes, A has a problem with hindi!! as she puts it... its more than a no no its not the case of "SIMON GO BACK" here...shes just a tamilian!!

anyway, peace yo!

and like every post we will ever write, we shall end with...

PS. I'm High.