Oh oh oh oh, i forgot the joke! Yes, lame-ness and C go hand in hand. Anyway...
Sardarni: oh lo ji, light chali gayi! Ab kya karen!
Sardar: (just being himself) oh light gayi hai na, pankha toh chala de!
Sardarni: (oh shes another one i tell you!) lo kardi na sardaro wali baat! Agar pankha chala diya toh mombatti bhuj jayegi na!!
Ps. See! I'm still high!